- Lady Gaga
Today, I was driving on the highway in the middle of nowhere when my rear left tire blew out. Night was starting to fall so with no other cars to be seen, I thought I’d better get in touch with triple-A. Too bad I made a promise to the Lord that I wouldn’t use my cell phone again until Easter Sunday. FMLent
I agree, your Lent sucks (42) - It’s nothing compared to the suffering of Jesus on the cross (3690)
We’re offline for a short spell so here’s a link to a 1999 project of ours that’s very FBDesque — Star Wars Farts.
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I thought it might make sense to branch out in the fruit department from my usual apples, oranges, and bananas; going exotic seemed like it might be an interesting experiment. But then I brought home this thing that was absolutely COVERED in fur, and once I got past the pelt…well, it was a pretty underwhelming blend of flesh and seeds that resembled nothing so much as a flavorless strawberry. And THEN when I started asking around about it, turns out most people don’t even EAT the fur? What was I thinking?!
